From the Washington Post:
“Nestle Prepared Foods Company is recalling about 215,660 pounds of frozen stuffed pepperoni pizza sandwich products, known as Hot Pockets Pepperoni Pizza, because the product might contain small pieces of hard red plastic and other foreign material, which pose a risk of serious injury to consumers.”
Of course, this made me thing immediately of Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pocket skit. I am guessing the hard red plastic pieces are the pepperoni. Flush Pockkkkeeeetttt.